Just cropdusted the office
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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