Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Dear god my vagina.
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