...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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