I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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