Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
