David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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