We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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