ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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