it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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