and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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