i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I love having hate sex.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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