Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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