Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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