normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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