I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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