Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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