No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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