some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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