honey bunches of taint.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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