dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I deserve this hangover.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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