Christians are straight up FREAKS
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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