One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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