You're so nebulous sometimes
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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