ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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