Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i just google imaged poop.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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