Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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