hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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