just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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