So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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