I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You made out with two different species that night
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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