I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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