Plan B is the new Plan A
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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