Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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