so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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