So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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