can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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