You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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