Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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