whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
where does the pee come out of this thing
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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