its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
This couple is walking their pig around campus
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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