garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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