I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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