i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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