Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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