Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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