She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
