She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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