we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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