its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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