they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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