im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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